found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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