So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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