his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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