People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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