i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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