Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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