The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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