I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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