shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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