at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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