why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I will die if light touches me.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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