i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
