Don't you send me to vm
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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