I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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