i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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