Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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