Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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