Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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