I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Let's paint friendship bongs
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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