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He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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