Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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