I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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