I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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