Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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