i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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