Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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