I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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