Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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