Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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