Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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