Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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