The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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