did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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