it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
this hospital has no fireball
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Randomize
