windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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