dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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