after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
