yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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