It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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