Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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