There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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