Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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