Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize
