Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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