I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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