butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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