there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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