we're blogging at a bar
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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