So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
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