I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Sext me about skeletons
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Randomize
