If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
