Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
